
Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.”Ģ6. “Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 3 Episode 3 - Walk Of Punishment’.Ģ5. “I'm quite good at spending money, but a lifetime of outrageous wealth hasn't taught me much about managing it.”
TYRION LANNISTER QUOTES ABOUT DRINKING SERIES
Tyrion Lannister, ‘A Dance With Dragons’ from the book series ‘A Song Of Ice And Fire’ by George R. “The best lies are seasoned with a bit of truth.” “I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 6 Episode 3 - Oathbreaker’.Ģ1. “A wise man once said the true history of the world is the history of great conversations in elegant rooms.” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 3 Episode 3 - Dark Wings, Dark Words’.Ģ0. Here is a list of many more of Tyrion’s most clever one-liners, these are the best of Tyrion Lannister.ġ9. When Shagga, the leader of the Stone Crows, asks Tyrion how he wishes to die, he has, as usual, a witty response up his sleeve. Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 2 Episode 5 - The Ghost Of Harrenhal’. "The King is a lost cause, it's the rest of us I'm worried about."

Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 2 Episode 6 - The Old Gods And The New’.ġ7. “We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!” I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.”ġ6. “Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine. Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 1 Episode 5 - The Wolf And The Lion’.ġ5. “What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Game Of Thrones’ from the book series ‘A Song Of Ice And Fire’ by George R. “Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side?” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 5 Episode 9 - The Dance Of Dragons’.ġ3. “In my experience eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles.” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 4 Episode 8 - The Mountain And The Viper’.ġ2. “Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 2 Episode 10 - Valar Morghulis’.ġ1. “Would it be excessive of me to ask you to save my life twice in a week?” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 5 Episode 8 - Hardhome’.ġ0. “Killing and politics aren't always the same thing! When I served as Hand of the King, I did quite well with the latter, considering the King in question preferred torturing animals to leading his people.” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 1 Episode 2 - Kingsroad’.ĩ. “Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 2 Episode 7 - A Man Without Honor’.Ĩ. “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 7 Episode 3 - The Queen’s Justice’.ħ. You make me feel I'm failing at brooding over failing.” “You look a lot better brooding than I do. Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 8 Episode 4 - The Last Of The Starks’.Ħ. Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 6 Episode 2 - Home’.ĥ. “Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 1 Episode 3 - Lord Snow’.Ĥ. “If you’re going to be a cripple, it’s better to be a rich cripple.” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 3 Episode 10 - Mhysa’.ģ. Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 2 Episode 2 - The Night Lands’.Ģ. It’s your one redeeming quality, that and your cheekbones.”

In need of some Lannister humor? The following are a few quotes by Lord Tyrion that will tickle your funny bone. Looking for more famous 'Game Of Thrones' quotes? Check out these Arya Stark quotes and Ned Stark quotes!
